What’s so Fun about The Jewels? If he didn’t miss the first three weeks of the season, this ranking wouldn’t even make you blink. Also, it’s fair to wonder, is this how next year’s ranks will look? No, not exactly, but it’s a wink, nod, nudge, kazoo to the future. You can’t expect anyone to compete with them. I love, love, lurve Fun The Jewels, but there’s Tildaddy, Ohtani and everyone else. We have become dulled by superlatives, but he is The Superlative. Welcome to reality where this shizz hasn’t happened ever. He’s a top 10 pitcher and a top two hitter. Ohtani is the GGOATOAT and it’s not close. Shohei Ohtani – About Tildaddy being the top guy ever on the Historical Player Rater? Ohtani would easily beat him if you combined his hitting and pitching. Also, the headline after this blurb made me laugh very loud, so I will share with you. He’s also on pace to have the best season ever on the Historical Player Rater, after Judge did that last year. I will now cackle until they drag me away in a straitjacket.
– Tildaddy tells you to start the top 100 for the 2nd half! He’s currently on pace for a 40/80 season. Welcome to the future! Anyway, here’s the top 100 for fantasy baseball for the 2nd half of 2023:ġ. It’s like that camera from The Twilight Zone. That’s right, we have a Player Rater that tells you what players will do. I also liberally used our rest of the season Fantasy Baseball Player Rater. The projections are not their combined 1st half and 2nd half numbers these are their projections for the 2nd half of 2023. So while Dansby Swanson did not have the greatest first half, he will appear on this list because, well, we have to believe in miracles - my 12-year-old self would want that, and to sleep with Cher. This is simply a list of the top hundred fantasy baseball players if you were to pick them up today.
This list is NOT (caps for emphasis, not aesthetics) where I see guys ending up if you were to take their first half and combine it with the 2nd half. It’s not the Holy Grail in the Church of Grey, that would be my mustache. As I say about the Giancarlo underwear I bought off eBay, why soil a good thing? This list is a road map for where I think guys are valued.
I could put Ronald Acuña Jr. number one, and he could pull a–Well, we won’t even mention an injury with the top players after we lost Oneil Cruz. If you need a 2nd baseman, but an outfielder is above him that doesn’t mean you can’t trade that outfielder for that 2nd baseman. Not too much exposition because this is going to be a long post as it is–I’m making it longer, aren’t I? Ugh, my bad! Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2023 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2023 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a grain of salt. That, and rank players! So, let’s get some exposition out of the way up front before we drop the top 100 for 2nd half of 2023 fantasy baseball. I do that when there’s no baseball games. She bingo’d on my bango until I chucked my Woolery–Oh hey! Sorry, didn’t hear you come in! I was talking to myself in the mirror.
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